Bird Prices

A pet shop has two birds. Both birds were different, the blue one likes to sing and the green one just silent. Then somebody come to buy a bird. He said to the bird seller:
Buyer: How much is this blue bird ...?
Sellers: If you like blue bird that is USD 50 , while the green one had USD 100.
Buyer: Why is the blue bird cheaper than the green silent?
Seller: yah .... clearly different. The green bird is the creator of the song !

Can’t Remember

Police saw an old man sitting and crying on a park bench.
"What’ve happened" asked the policeman.
"I married a woman 21 years old. She's smart, She's humorous, She's sexy, and she love me,"Said the old man.
"But why are you crying?" Asked the police
"I can not remember where I stay"

Gasoline Alternative

For motorists not to worry about gasoline shortages. Because
There is a very good solution and has been proven by scientists. From the results of lab tests
who carried out by scientists, proves that tea can be an new alternative
gasoline substitute.
How:
1. Use containers such as cups, mugs, etc.
2. Prepare tea (tea bags, green tea, or whatever mouthful of tea) to taste
3. Prepare 1 tablespoon granulated sugar.
4. Boil hot water up to 90 degrees centigrade.
5. Enter the tea into boiling water, then enter the sugar.
6. Mix with ice, and enter into the bottle. then complete.
Isn’t it easy? After that push your motor cycle, if you’re thirsty, drink that tea.
motor cycle still  run without using gasoline.

Famous surgical hospital

 

A director of Famous surgical hospital walk to check the emergency room. Until in Emergency Room, he see the accident victims. Then he ask the doctor on duty.

Director : what does he ill ?

Doctor on duty: hand cut off sir!

Director: Where is a part of his hand ?

Doctor on duty: it is still wrapped in plastic and ice

Then a director instructs Mr. A, surgeon doctors to connect the patient's hand by operating

The next day the director ask the doctor Mr. A.

Director: how about the operation?

Surgeon doctor A: successful boss!

The director prouds. The next day he visit the emergency room and meet with different patients.

Directors: what does he ill ?

Doctor on duty: his legs cut off sir!

Director: where is a part of his leg ?

Doctor on duty: This is Sir, still wrapped in plastic and ice

Then a director instructs Mr. B, surgeon doctors to connect the patient's leg by operating

The next day the director asked dr. B

Director: how about operations?

Dr.B: fine, boss !

The next day the director is back again to visit the emergency room and found a different patient.

Directors: what does he ill?

Doctor on duty: his head cut off the dock!

Director: where is a piece of his head

Doctor on duty: this dock, still wrapped in plastic and ice

Director: quick to call the doctor C for operation!

Then…

Director: how about operation?

Doctor C: fail ....

Director: why?

Doctor C: operation failed, because his head was wrapped in plastic so could not breathe ... ...

Sir there is a man !

On that night, a husband is praying and waiting for the birth of his baby. He is asking God to give a boy. In the next room, his wife is accompanied by a midwife. Because of hot weather, all the windows in the house was opened.

Unrelenting a husband is praying "Lord give me a boy ... give me a boy ..," as he sit down and prostrate.

Suddenly come in a stranger man through the bedroom window where his wife there. The wife and the midwife is surprised then shout for his husband, "Sir there is a man .. man!"

Heard that voice, a husband was pleased and thought his son was born. He is getting hard to pray and give thanks, "Thank God ... Thank God ..!!!

Seeing the lack of reaction from the owner of the house, a stranger man steal valuable items and then run through the same window. The wife and the midwife in shock that could not speak.

Finished praying, a husband run into the room where his wife there.

"Where's my baby?" He asked

Midwife woke up and said "not yet birth, there was a man entered through the window and steal your goods….”