A Handsome man and a Woman

A well groomed and handsome man noticed a woman browsing a nearby isle in a supermarket.

He approached the extremely attractive and voluptuous woman who smiled at him politely.

He asked, "Would you mind if we chatted for a couple of minutes?"

“Why.” she asked.

Well, you know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

“I don't understand.” She said.

Well, you see, every time I happen to talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

coffe from overseas

The boss said: "I have brought coffee from overseas, let's you’all try it ."

after drinking coffee, the boss ask them how it feels.

Some employees say: "Wow, it is not really the same, it feels different from the others! It can make eyes awake all night!"

The boss said: "Since you don’t already feel sleepy again, well, let's work overtime tonight."

Have mercy on Beggars

Beggar: "father, have mercy on me, I'm a dumb."

father: "Why? Those dumb can not talk!"

Beggar: "ah, wrong! Deaf man, father!"

father: "you should not heard!"

Beggar: "ah, no! Blind man, father!"

father: (While issuing wallet) "There is no money!"

Beggar: "There are three hundred!"

father: "You said your blind, it should not see!"

Beggar: "Wrong again. Crazy guy, father!

fishing and sleep position

a fisherman ask his friends who always successful in terms of fishing.
What's your secret in order to get a lot of fish? he asked
I fished by my wife sleeping position. if my wife tilted to the left, then the position of baited on the left, and vice versa.
what if your wife slept prone position? he asked
it means baited straight ahead position.
if your wife slept supine position? he asked
wow I'm not fishing buddy, that means I have sex with my wife

Gasoline Alternative

For motorists not to worry about gasoline shortages. Because
There is a very good solution and has been proven by scientists. From the results of lab tests
who carried out by scientists, proves that tea can be an new alternative
gasoline substitute.
How:
1. Use containers such as cups, mugs, etc.
2. Prepare tea (tea bags, green tea, or whatever mouthful of tea) to taste
3. Prepare 1 tablespoon granulated sugar.
4. Boil hot water up to 90 degrees centigrade.
5. Enter the tea into boiling water, then enter the sugar.
6. Mix with ice, and enter into the bottle. then complete.
Isn’t it easy? After that push your motor cycle, if you’re thirsty, drink that tea.
motor cycle still  run without using gasoline.

DISCIPLINE of the WORK of OUR COMPANY

Clothes :

You is suggested dress in accordance with the pay that you receive. When we see you wear luxurious clothes, bring newest French bag or Italia shoes, we consider you live have enough by your pay and consequently will not have the salary increase until you are seen again poor.

Sick Permission :

We do not receive again the certificate of sick from the doctor as proof that you are sick. If you can visit the doctor, we think and you can work too.

The surgery action :

The surgery action is now banned! you as employee here, you must have all of your body organ. The surgery action can decrease your organ. Previously we recruit you with the complete body organs. Reduce the number of your body organs think as the violation of the work agreement.

The affair in the office :

Only might in the place that is determined in behind the warehouse, generator space, , the toilet (see the regulation about the toilet) that all of them were installed the monitor camera and the implement of the video recorder.

The free day :

the employees get 104 free days the work each year, that is on the Saturday and on Sunday!

The leave entitlement :

All the employees are given by the leave when that simultaneously each year as follows: on January 1, on August 17 (Indonesia Independent day)

The employer dies :

When die, the relevant employee, must give the notification 2 weeks beforehand because you must carry out the handover of the work to the employee of your replacement.

The use of the office toilet :

Too much time is thrown away in the toilet! From at this time, we will arrange the schedule to the toilet for the employee in accordance with the place of the name alphabet, for example: the employee early the name"A"might to the toilet at 8 o'clock to 8.20. The employee early the name"B"from 8.20 to 8,40, etc.. When you could not to the toilet in this schedule, you must be waiting up until the next day. In the case emergency, the employee may exchange the toilet schedule with the other employee.

The lunch hour :

the thin employee gets the rest eat for 1 hour, because mereka must eat more to look healthy!

the normal employee get the rest eats for 30 minutes in order to get the pattern of eating that is not abundant untuk maintain the form of his body.

the fat employee receives rest time 5 minutes because they just need drink fiber and the diet pill.

Thank you for your loyalty to the company. We are the company who really care about the positive attitude and the balance of empolyee