Don't believe

Don't believe in eating vegetables and fruit everyday that make the slimming body. Proof of elephants, rhinos and gorillas eat vegetables and fruit, its'body still fat.
Don't believe in swimming that make a thin body. Proof of whales and hippos, swimming every day, its's body still fat.

Bumping A Chicken

A man was driving down a country road when suddenly there was a chicken crossing the road. the chicken suddenly disappeared under the car and appeared scattered feathers.

The man pulled over and went into a farmhouse, rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man was a little nervously said, "I think I killed your chicken, allow me to replace it."

"Whatever," replied the farmer, "you can go join the other chickens in the back."

Story at a Zoo

Son: "Mom, look at the face of the monkey is similar to that uncle's standing next to us."

Mother: "Shhh, if you word be heard by ..."

Child: "Ah, do not worry Mom, there would be no problem, that's a monkey do not understand our speech."

Bird Prices

A pet shop has two birds. Both birds were different, the blue one likes to sing and the green one just silent. Then somebody come to buy a bird. He said to the bird seller:
Buyer: How much is this blue bird ...?
Sellers: If you like blue bird that is USD 50 , while the green one had USD 100.
Buyer: Why is the blue bird cheaper than the green silent?
Seller: yah .... clearly different. The green bird is the creator of the song !