A Father' Amazement

One night a wife found her husband standing near their baby's crib. Silently she watched him was standing staring at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, fascinated, skeptical.
Touched by an unusual sight and deep emotions, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.
"Say that you thought," she said.
"It's amazing!" her husband replied, "I can not see how anybody can make a crib like this for only 25 dollar.

Punishment For Children

"When I was young," complained a frustrated father, holding his head, "I was disciplined by being put into my room without dinner., But now, our son has a color TV, telephone, computer, internet and CD player in his room"
"So what do you do when he was acting?" asked his friend.
"I sent him to my room."

Telling Kids How To Want to Bath

Wife: "my son, let's take a bath!"

Boy: "do not want to, I do not want a bath."

Wife can not wait: "Where should not shower, you have to shower."

Boy: "do not want to, I do not want a bath, I do not want a bath!"

Seeing this situation, the father said: "Honey, let's go mess around water!"

The boy was soon walking to the tub.

coffe from overseas

The boss said: "I have brought coffee from overseas, let's you’all try it ."

after drinking coffee, the boss ask them how it feels.

Some employees say: "Wow, it is not really the same, it feels different from the others! It can make eyes awake all night!"

The boss said: "Since you don’t already feel sleepy again, well, let's work overtime tonight."

Have mercy on Beggars

Beggar: "father, have mercy on me, I'm a dumb."

father: "Why? Those dumb can not talk!"

Beggar: "ah, wrong! Deaf man, father!"

father: "you should not heard!"

Beggar: "ah, no! Blind man, father!"

father: (While issuing wallet) "There is no money!"

Beggar: "There are three hundred!"

father: "You said your blind, it should not see!"

Beggar: "Wrong again. Crazy guy, father!