Punishment For Children

"When I was young," complained a frustrated father, holding his head, "I was disciplined by being put into my room without dinner., But now, our son has a color TV, telephone, computer, internet and CD player in his room"
"So what do you do when he was acting?" asked his friend.
"I sent him to my room."

Telling Kids How To Want to Bath

Wife: "my son, let's take a bath!"

Boy: "do not want to, I do not want a bath."

Wife can not wait: "Where should not shower, you have to shower."

Boy: "do not want to, I do not want a bath, I do not want a bath!"

Seeing this situation, the father said: "Honey, let's go mess around water!"

The boy was soon walking to the tub.

coffe from overseas

The boss said: "I have brought coffee from overseas, let's you’all try it ."

after drinking coffee, the boss ask them how it feels.

Some employees say: "Wow, it is not really the same, it feels different from the others! It can make eyes awake all night!"

The boss said: "Since you don’t already feel sleepy again, well, let's work overtime tonight."

Have mercy on Beggars

Beggar: "father, have mercy on me, I'm a dumb."

father: "Why? Those dumb can not talk!"

Beggar: "ah, wrong! Deaf man, father!"

father: "you should not heard!"

Beggar: "ah, no! Blind man, father!"

father: (While issuing wallet) "There is no money!"

Beggar: "There are three hundred!"

father: "You said your blind, it should not see!"

Beggar: "Wrong again. Crazy guy, father!

how to make a husband or a wife happy

how to make a husband happy is easy :

1 . cooking for him

2 . sleep with him

3 . do not ever check his hand phone

4 . do not disturb his business or hobby

how to make the wife happy is simple :

1 . be a friend. 2 . accompany her in quiet moments. 3 . be a lover. 4 . become a brother-like figure. 5 . be a father figure. 6 . an expert.  7 . a chef. 8 . an electrician. 9 . an expert on water pipe. 10 . the mechanic. 11 . Experts timber. 12 .decorator . 13. expert makeup artist .14. sexologist 15 . gynecologist 16 . expert in getting rid of insects 17 . psychologist 18. psychiatrists  19. herbalist or a doctor, 20 . a good listener 21 . Experts in organizing 22 . good father to children . 24 likes cleanliness . 25. sympathetic  . 26. athletic 27 . the soft. 28 attentive .29. dashing. 30. smart .31 . funny . 32. creative . 33. Strong . 34. understanding . 35. Tolerance. 36 . wise. 37. Ambitious. 38. Workmanlike. 39 .firm. 40 .diligent. 41. True. 42. Reliable. 43 . passionate. 44. give her compliments regularly. 45 . shopping with her especially if there are discounts. 46 . always honest.  47. be rich. 48 . do not like to make her stress. 49 . do not like to look at other women. 50.dont forgot her birthday 51 . there are many more .... tired of thinking about it .... but no body perfect

The most important is loyal to her