how to make a husband or a wife happy

how to make a husband happy is easy :

1 . cooking for him

2 . sleep with him

3 . do not ever check his hand phone

4 . do not disturb his business or hobby

how to make the wife happy is simple :

1 . be a friend. 2 . accompany her in quiet moments. 3 . be a lover. 4 . become a brother-like figure. 5 . be a father figure. 6 . an expert.  7 . a chef. 8 . an electrician. 9 . an expert on water pipe. 10 . the mechanic. 11 . Experts timber. 12 .decorator . 13. expert makeup artist .14. sexologist 15 . gynecologist 16 . expert in getting rid of insects 17 . psychologist 18. psychiatrists  19. herbalist or a doctor, 20 . a good listener 21 . Experts in organizing 22 . good father to children . 24 likes cleanliness . 25. sympathetic  . 26. athletic 27 . the soft. 28 attentive .29. dashing. 30. smart .31 . funny . 32. creative . 33. Strong . 34. understanding . 35. Tolerance. 36 . wise. 37. Ambitious. 38. Workmanlike. 39 .firm. 40 .diligent. 41. True. 42. Reliable. 43 . passionate. 44. give her compliments regularly. 45 . shopping with her especially if there are discounts. 46 . always honest.  47. be rich. 48 . do not like to make her stress. 49 . do not like to look at other women. 50.dont forgot her birthday 51 . there are many more .... tired of thinking about it .... but no body perfect

The most important is loyal to her

fishing and sleep position

a fisherman ask his friends who always successful in terms of fishing.
What's your secret in order to get a lot of fish? he asked
I fished by my wife sleeping position. if my wife tilted to the left, then the position of baited on the left, and vice versa.
what if your wife slept prone position? he asked
it means baited straight ahead position.
if your wife slept supine position? he asked
wow I'm not fishing buddy, that means I have sex with my wife

Bird Prices

A pet shop has two birds. Both birds were different, the blue one likes to sing and the green one just silent. Then somebody come to buy a bird. He said to the bird seller:
Buyer: How much is this blue bird ...?
Sellers: If you like blue bird that is USD 50 , while the green one had USD 100.
Buyer: Why is the blue bird cheaper than the green silent?
Seller: yah .... clearly different. The green bird is the creator of the song !

Can’t Remember

Police saw an old man sitting and crying on a park bench.
"What’ve happened" asked the policeman.
"I married a woman 21 years old. She's smart, She's humorous, She's sexy, and she love me,"Said the old man.
"But why are you crying?" Asked the police
"I can not remember where I stay"

Gasoline Alternative

For motorists not to worry about gasoline shortages. Because
There is a very good solution and has been proven by scientists. From the results of lab tests
who carried out by scientists, proves that tea can be an new alternative
gasoline substitute.
How:
1. Use containers such as cups, mugs, etc.
2. Prepare tea (tea bags, green tea, or whatever mouthful of tea) to taste
3. Prepare 1 tablespoon granulated sugar.
4. Boil hot water up to 90 degrees centigrade.
5. Enter the tea into boiling water, then enter the sugar.
6. Mix with ice, and enter into the bottle. then complete.
Isn’t it easy? After that push your motor cycle, if you’re thirsty, drink that tea.
motor cycle still  run without using gasoline.