Sunday, July 26, 2009

DISCIPLINE of the WORK of OUR COMPANY

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Clothes :

You is suggested dress in accordance with the pay that you receive. When we see you wear luxurious clothes, bring newest French bag or Italia shoes, we consider you live have enough by your pay and consequently will not have the salary increase until you are seen again poor.

Sick Permission :

We do not receive again the certificate of sick from the doctor as proof that you are sick. If you can visit the doctor, we think and you can work too.

The surgery action :

The surgery action is now banned! you as employee here, you must have all of your body organ. The surgery action can decrease your organ. Previously we recruit you with the complete body organs. Reduce the number of your body organs think as the violation of the work agreement.

The affair in the office :

Only might in the place that is determined in behind the warehouse, generator space, , the toilet (see the regulation about the toilet) that all of them were installed the monitor camera and the implement of the video recorder.

The free day :

the employees get 104 free days the work each year, that is on the Saturday and on Sunday!

The leave entitlement :

All the employees are given by the leave when that simultaneously each year as follows: on January 1, on August 17 (Indonesia Independent day)

The employer dies :

When die, the relevant employee, must give the notification 2 weeks beforehand because you must carry out the handover of the work to the employee of your replacement.

The use of the office toilet :

Too much time is thrown away in the toilet! From at this time, we will arrange the schedule to the toilet for the employee in accordance with the place of the name alphabet, for example: the employee early the name"A"might to the toilet at 8 o'clock to 8.20. The employee early the name"B"from 8.20 to 8,40, etc.. When you could not to the toilet in this schedule, you must be waiting up until the next day. In the case emergency, the employee may exchange the toilet schedule with the other employee.

The lunch hour :

the thin employee gets the rest eat for 1 hour, because mereka must eat more to look healthy!

the normal employee get the rest eats for 30 minutes in order to get the pattern of eating that is not abundant untuk maintain the form of his body.

the fat employee receives rest time 5 minutes because they just need drink fiber and the diet pill.

Thank you for your loyalty to the company. We are the company who really care about the positive attitude and the balance of empolyee

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