What is Sex?

One morning a child who just entered elementary school asked his father, "Dad ... Dad. What is Sex?, Dad"

The father was shocked to hear the child’s question. He pictured on today's modern currents that make open-minded people, including young children.

According to the concept of sex education are warmly discussed, the father began searching for a suitable age and hope that he hoped his son would not be left behind in the flow of modern education.

So the father began to give an answer to told beetles and flowers, the eggs hatch into tadpoles and then frogs, rain and the seeds that grew into the shoot, followed by the formation of a baby in the womb.

Before concluding that all the answers, the father also slipped romance between he and his mother since the age of high school until the birth of a child who asks it.

Suddenly the child sobbed. The father in astonishment. "Uh, why, dear?"

The father asked in amazement. But the child was still crying.

"The answer is very long. Keep out where to write the answer? Hu ... hu ... hu ...," the boy kept crying as he handed English workbooks that on page

front is written:

NAME: ....

SCHOOL: ....

CLASS: ....

SEX: ....

Women and Pain of Birth

In the old days, the women are always going to suffer pain when

childbirth.

Circumstances that this was unfair, then changed after the incident

following:

The women jointly appealed to the gods that

Enforced justice, namely that the men as the cause of the

ill should feel pain when the wife is giving birth.

It turned out that this petition is granted, so since then if an

wife gave birth, so easy and relaxed with a feeling he

can bear children, so this is very helpful knowledge

reduce the risk of medicine in childbirth.

Besides it is pathetic that with her husband

wriggled out and howled in pain for

safety of the wife who gave birth. The men thought it.

This unusual, because this will increase the male heroic stars

households.

However, the situation changed since the events below:

One time a woman from the famous family in the village

will give birth. The family and village neighbors

come take this birth by contributing waiting outside.

The husband has provided a place to sleep besides the wife,

complete with all the tools to anticipate all

pain possible.

When birth occurs, his wife with a loving calm

love the smooth running of this birth. However, the husband who

tensely waiting for the pain still did not

still, not happened to him until you hear a shriek

the child.

To my great surprise was visible outside the hype, it turns out:

Mr. Head Village (Village Head) rolled over and shouted

pain.

All the audience was silent for a moment, at once all that women

It is located around silent and earnestly pray to

gods :

"Let all this suffering as long as we're the ones who bear the

all the secrets remain our property! "

Well, since that moment, each event will be accompanied by the birth

suffering endured by sincere and willing women

Grand Father Advices

 

There are three advices from my grandfather to choosing the prospective spouse:

1.Don’t look for a wife as trader, because of being worried by her trade habits. its would bring up until the honey moon, later she will say"Do you want this or,not ? i just have this"

2. Don't look for a wife as doctor, because of being worried by her habit in hospital. Its would bring up until the honey moon, later she often arrange and always say"Be Careful ! Don't many movements, not yet this hour, don't descend first! "

3. But look for a wife as teacher of the KINDERGARTEN, if her habit in school bring up until the honey moon, at least she will say"Be Careful be careful, front straighten, good !, repeat again, clever....! "

Side Effect of Viagra

A man consults to the reproduction specialist.

The patient: doctor, I have a problem when having sexual relationship
the Doctor: Let Me check!
A few minutes later…
the Doctor: Your Condition is quite good sir, this I give you viagra as tonic when having sexual relationship
the Patient : Is this medicine have a side-effect?
The Doctor : Before we discuss this matter, much  better we wait it’s front effect then it’s side-effect
the Patient:...?!!!

DISCIPLINE of the WORK of OUR COMPANY

Clothes :

You is suggested dress in accordance with the pay that you receive. When we see you wear luxurious clothes, bring newest French bag or Italia shoes, we consider you live have enough by your pay and consequently will not have the salary increase until you are seen again poor.

Sick Permission :

We do not receive again the certificate of sick from the doctor as proof that you are sick. If you can visit the doctor, we think and you can work too.

The surgery action :

The surgery action is now banned! you as employee here, you must have all of your body organ. The surgery action can decrease your organ. Previously we recruit you with the complete body organs. Reduce the number of your body organs think as the violation of the work agreement.

The affair in the office :

Only might in the place that is determined in behind the warehouse, generator space, , the toilet (see the regulation about the toilet) that all of them were installed the monitor camera and the implement of the video recorder.

The free day :

the employees get 104 free days the work each year, that is on the Saturday and on Sunday!

The leave entitlement :

All the employees are given by the leave when that simultaneously each year as follows: on January 1, on August 17 (Indonesia Independent day)

The employer dies :

When die, the relevant employee, must give the notification 2 weeks beforehand because you must carry out the handover of the work to the employee of your replacement.

The use of the office toilet :

Too much time is thrown away in the toilet! From at this time, we will arrange the schedule to the toilet for the employee in accordance with the place of the name alphabet, for example: the employee early the name"A"might to the toilet at 8 o'clock to 8.20. The employee early the name"B"from 8.20 to 8,40, etc.. When you could not to the toilet in this schedule, you must be waiting up until the next day. In the case emergency, the employee may exchange the toilet schedule with the other employee.

The lunch hour :

the thin employee gets the rest eat for 1 hour, because mereka must eat more to look healthy!

the normal employee get the rest eats for 30 minutes in order to get the pattern of eating that is not abundant untuk maintain the form of his body.

the fat employee receives rest time 5 minutes because they just need drink fiber and the diet pill.

Thank you for your loyalty to the company. We are the company who really care about the positive attitude and the balance of empolyee