Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers or briefs?
A: You'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all
Q: What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control?
A: A misconception
Q: What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?
A: Have sex just once a year
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex ?
A: Childbirth
Q: Should I have a baby after 40?
A. No, 40 children is way too many already
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better
Q: Does pregnancy affect a woman's memory?
A: Most of the ladies I asked don't remember
Q: My breasts, rear end & even my feet have grown. Is there anything
that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A: Yes, your bladder
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: Cause you're fatter then they are,
Q: Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on
labor?
A: When the sex is between your husband and another woman
Q: What position should the baby be in during the ninth month of
pregnancy?
A: Head down, pressing firmly on your bladder
Q: How do I know if my baby has dropped?
A: He/She will start crying. Be more careful !
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