Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Cigarettes were not Dangerous

110402 Many people worry and scare with smoking, but after investigation by some experts in the field proved that smoking was not dangerous. Then the experts decided to prove it by taking from some tale of ancient times in which the ancestors of the time We also have proven through several experiments, the evidence as the story below, he remained in good health.

For more details can be proved by the discovery by some of the experts below:

Once upon a time, there are three men. They were always together wherever they go. But all three have a different favorite.

A. Mr Jon Poni (like to play female)

B. Mr Jon Joni (like drinking alcohol)

C. Mr. Jon Doni (like all types of cigarettes).

One day the three friends are walking around without purpose. Suddenly, all three met with a kettle / jug (like the story of Aladdin). Then one took it and had wiped the kettle. A moment later the smoke out of the funnel kettle and gradually changed into a hideous creature that is a malignant jinn (genie). Then the genie is laughing: "Ha ha ha ..." and said "I am Jin Ifrit!

Since you have freed me from the boiler that I will exert whatever you demand.

Three friends who at first panic and fear into joy and reflective and thinking about the opportunity and the willingness of each possible only once they have encountered in their lives. Then they choose a willingness to follow their passion.

Person A will say, "I want young women from various nations around the world and put it in a sealed cave and leave me for 10 years."

Pufff ... ... ..!! with the blink of an eye genie refine the query A.

Person B says, "I want all kinds of wine from around the world for supplies for ten years and put in a sealed cave and leave me for 10 years."

Pufff ... ... .... !! with the blink of an eye genie refine the request B.

Besides the C said, "I want all kinds of cigarettes from all over the world for supplies for ten years and put in a sealed cave and leave me for 10 years."

Pufff ... ... .... !! with the blink of an eye genie refine the query C

After even 10 years, the genie appears again to open the door of their cave as promised. So the genie is going to open the cave door A, when opened it out of the A and emaciated condition, could not stand because it was not able to move the knee because the days just to satisfy lust with women.

Suddenly the A and the land fell dead!!

After that, the genie is going to cave person B, when the door is opened then the B came out with a very distended stomach because the days get drunk. Way too staggering.

Suddenly the B fell the ground and die!!

After that, the genie went to the cave of the C and open the door of the cave. Suddenly the C out in perfect health and keep slapping the genie. Cursing the genie he said: “STUPID GENIE!!!” “WHERE IS THE MATCHES?!!!”

Safety Lesson him: "Tobacco is not dangerous as long as there is no matches”"

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