Famous surgical hospital

 

A director of Famous surgical hospital walk to check the emergency room. Until in Emergency Room, he see the accident victims. Then he ask the doctor on duty.

Director : what does he ill ?

Doctor on duty: hand cut off sir!

Director: Where is a part of his hand ?

Doctor on duty: it is still wrapped in plastic and ice

Then a director instructs Mr. A, surgeon doctors to connect the patient's hand by operating

The next day the director ask the doctor Mr. A.

Director: how about the operation?

Surgeon doctor A: successful boss!

The director prouds. The next day he visit the emergency room and meet with different patients.

Directors: what does he ill ?

Doctor on duty: his legs cut off sir!

Director: where is a part of his leg ?

Doctor on duty: This is Sir, still wrapped in plastic and ice

Then a director instructs Mr. B, surgeon doctors to connect the patient's leg by operating

The next day the director asked dr. B

Director: how about operations?

Dr.B: fine, boss !

The next day the director is back again to visit the emergency room and found a different patient.

Directors: what does he ill?

Doctor on duty: his head cut off the dock!

Director: where is a piece of his head

Doctor on duty: this dock, still wrapped in plastic and ice

Director: quick to call the doctor C for operation!

Then…

Director: how about operation?

Doctor C: fail ....

Director: why?

Doctor C: operation failed, because his head was wrapped in plastic so could not breathe ... ...

Sir there is a man !

On that night, a husband is praying and waiting for the birth of his baby. He is asking God to give a boy. In the next room, his wife is accompanied by a midwife. Because of hot weather, all the windows in the house was opened.

Unrelenting a husband is praying "Lord give me a boy ... give me a boy ..," as he sit down and prostrate.

Suddenly come in a stranger man through the bedroom window where his wife there. The wife and the midwife is surprised then shout for his husband, "Sir there is a man .. man!"

Heard that voice, a husband was pleased and thought his son was born. He is getting hard to pray and give thanks, "Thank God ... Thank God ..!!!

Seeing the lack of reaction from the owner of the house, a stranger man steal valuable items and then run through the same window. The wife and the midwife in shock that could not speak.

Finished praying, a husband run into the room where his wife there.

"Where's my baby?" He asked

Midwife woke up and said "not yet birth, there was a man entered through the window and steal your goods….”

"guess who am I ?"

 

"Help..Help.. I was robbed" a villager shouted. "Where’s sir?" Ask a member of the security. "I was robbed at home. This morning I found an envelope containing two pieces of cinema tickets in the house. In the envelope was also written "guess who am I ?". Without thinking, while free, my wife and I went to watch a movie. Going home, we were very surprised, the entire contents of broken homes, jewelry and money missing. But we found a gift on the table that read "Now You Know Who I am!" ...

Tombstone

 

Everyone is shocked by the death of a famous cardiologist. In his will, He requested that tombstone will be placed on his tomb later carved a heart shape in accordance with his field.

At the funeral, all his colleagues had come. There ophthalmologist, orthopedic surgeons, pulmonary specialists, internists, sex experts and others. Everything looked sad all amazed with the shape of tombstone depicting the heart of service and dedication of people who were buried today

Suddenly one of the specialist physician sobbing and half-hysterical. This makes surprise party the other mourners. They wondered why a consultant was crying so much when he is not family or close friends of the deceased.

Then one ophthalmologist said, "my friend, do not be sad every person will ultimately return to Him". Then answered, "No, I'm crying not because of fear of death or left to die but I am ashamed if I die, what will shape my tombstone..!!! "Said sex expert doctor who is crying.

Breast Milk

Inem go to the doctor with holding a baby.

Not long Inem called in by doctors. Apparently the doctor was handsome.

Finished examining the baby, doctors asked to Inem

"Mom, these kids drink breast milk or milk bottle ..??"

"Breast milk, doctor ..." said Inem

"Well, then I have to check you," said the doctor.

Inem want it. Her clothes were opened, and carefully examined by a doctor

Inem was pleased that her doctor cute.

After examining the doctor said,

"Wow, no wonder baby skinny, you had no milk."

Inem said, "I did not breastfeed, doctor.!!"

"So who else is feeding ...??" doctors confused.

"I was only a servant ..."

Cigarettes were not Dangerous

Many people worry and scare with smoking, but after investigation by some experts in the field proved that smoking was not dangerous. Then the experts decided to prove it by taking from some tale of ancient times in which the ancestors of the time We also have proven through several experiments, the evidence as the story below, he remained in good health.

For more details can be proved by the discovery by some of the experts below:

Once upon a time, there are three men. They were always together wherever they go. But all three have a different favorite.

A. Mr Jon Poni (like to play female)

B. Mr Jon Joni (like drinking alcohol)

C. Mr. Jon Doni (like all types of cigarettes).

One day the three friends are walking around without purpose. Suddenly, all three met with a kettle / jug (like the story of Aladdin). Then one took it and had wiped the kettle. A moment later the smoke out of the funnel kettle and gradually changed into a hideous creature that is a malignant jinn (genie). Then the genie is laughing: "Ha ha ha ..." and said "I am Jin Ifrit!

Since you have freed me from the boiler that I will exert whatever you demand.

Three friends who at first panic and fear into joy and reflective and thinking about the opportunity and the willingness of each possible only once they have encountered in their lives. Then they choose a willingness to follow their passion.

Person A will say, "I want young women from various nations around the world and put it in a sealed cave and leave me for 10 years."

Pufff ... ... ..!! with the blink of an eye genie refine the query A.

Person B says, "I want all kinds of wine from around the world for supplies for ten years and put in a sealed cave and leave me for 10 years."

Pufff ... ... .... !! with the blink of an eye genie refine the request B.

Besides the C said, "I want all kinds of cigarettes from all over the world for supplies for ten years and put in a sealed cave and leave me for 10 years."

Pufff ... ... .... !! with the blink of an eye genie refine the query C

After even 10 years, the genie appears again to open the door of their cave as promised. So the genie is going to open the cave door A, when opened it out of the A and emaciated condition, could not stand because it was not able to move the knee because the days just to satisfy lust with women.

Suddenly the A and the land fell dead!!

After that, the genie is going to cave person B, when the door is opened then the B came out with a very distended stomach because the days get drunk. Way too staggering.

Suddenly the B fell the ground and die!!

After that, the genie went to the cave of the C and open the door of the cave. Suddenly the C out in perfect health and keep slapping the genie. Cursing the genie he said: “STUPID GENIE!!!” “WHERE IS THE MATCHES?!!!”

Safety Lesson him: "Tobacco is not dangerous as long as there is no matches”"