Bird Prices

A pet shop has two birds. Both birds were different, the blue one likes to sing and the green one just silent. Then somebody come to buy a bird. He said to the bird seller:
Buyer: How much is this blue bird ...?
Sellers: If you like blue bird that is USD 50 , while the green one had USD 100.
Buyer: Why is the blue bird cheaper than the green silent?
Seller: yah .... clearly different. The green bird is the creator of the song !

Can’t Remember

Police saw an old man sitting and crying on a park bench.
"What’ve happened" asked the policeman.
"I married a woman 21 years old. She's smart, She's humorous, She's sexy, and she love me,"Said the old man.
"But why are you crying?" Asked the police
"I can not remember where I stay"

Gasoline Alternative

For motorists not to worry about gasoline shortages. Because
There is a very good solution and has been proven by scientists. From the results of lab tests
who carried out by scientists, proves that tea can be an new alternative
gasoline substitute.
How:
1. Use containers such as cups, mugs, etc.
2. Prepare tea (tea bags, green tea, or whatever mouthful of tea) to taste
3. Prepare 1 tablespoon granulated sugar.
4. Boil hot water up to 90 degrees centigrade.
5. Enter the tea into boiling water, then enter the sugar.
6. Mix with ice, and enter into the bottle. then complete.
Isn’t it easy? After that push your motor cycle, if you’re thirsty, drink that tea.
motor cycle still  run without using gasoline.